Elizabeth Morton

sea_of_love @ 2008-01-04T18:19:00

2008-01-05T00:14:42Z

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sea_of_love @ 2007-08-26T22:28:00

2007-08-27T03:44:54Z

i am afraid that my lj days have slipped away, but there's still no way i'd delete this thing. i feel like my life is just too hectic right now to be interesting. it really isn't all that busy; it's just feels like such a routine right now. hopefully this last year of high school flies by. i know that i will definitely not miss it, no matter what people say about how amazing high school was and blahablah. i get out of school at 1:20 since i already have all the credits i need, and then i babysit these three kids. it's two girls and boy and they're kind of my second cousins by marriage. sometimes it can be pretty frustrating because the youngest little girl is such a hellraiser, and i'm not very good at saying no. even when i do say no she usually doesn't listen. i did find out that i'm more patient than i thought since i refrain from yelling everytime these kids throw tantrums. i get paid ten dollars an hour and i usually only have to work 4 or so hours monday through thursday, so it works out pretty nicely.

the ACT can suck it for real.

2007-02-11T07:16:30Z

If you don't think this is funny, then just don't even think about talking to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0

sea_of_love @ 2006-12-20T14:31:00

2006-12-20T20:55:31Z

i'm so happy to be finished with exams! i thought i was going to do very poorly on my anatomy exam because the last 30 questions were about this chapter we did when i was out for 5 days. i had no idea about any of them. all i know is they were about the brain, and i guessed on all of them. i made an 83 though, so i'm satisfied. i made a's on all the rest(100 in history, woo!) except i don't know about alg. 2, but i'm sure i didn't. que sera, sera.

i think i would have done a lot better on these exams if other people didn't make the most god awful noises while taking exams. i just don't understand why people have to cough and clear their throats every 5 seconds. yesterday during my anatomy exam,this one girl that was sitting next to me seriously sounded like she was turning into a mutant, no lie. i felt like i needed to call an ambulance or something. it's so distracting. i don't understand how others can manage to think with all those noises.

i'm not ready for christmas at all. i just realized yesterday how soon it is. i've been thinking it's in 2 weeks, but it's very close. i have not done any shopping. since i got fired, my money is extremely limited so i'm probably just going to make my friends cds.

i've been very distant to everyone, despite about 3 people. far too many things for me to handle have been going on lately, and i've just been doing my best to juggle it all without going even more insane. in doing this, i've alienated myself from a lot of people who mean so much to me and who don't deserve that at all. so i'm very sorry. i miss everyone and want to hang out!

sea_of_love @ 2006-10-19T14:36:00

2006-10-19T19:46:43Z

i stayed home from school today because i'm sick as a dog with a sinus infection. it's been so boring, and i wish i could have gone to school. we probably took 20 pages of notes today in anatomy. i hate falling behind, and my teachers don't post homework online like they're supposed to. so i'm going to have so much make up work to do, GREAT!
i was looking through my mom's bathroom to find some sudafed, and i looked in my step dad's drawer. what did i find? enzyte "the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement." it was really repulsive. GOD, what a dork. he has a rock collection and takes enzyte.
i think i have to work at the east elementary carnival tonight for german honor society. it's probably going to be cold and rainy, and my sickly condition is going to worsen. wow i love being sick.

sea_of_love @ 2006-10-16T16:01:00

2006-10-16T21:20:51Z

one of the many things that i really hate is being rained on. i was rained on so badly walking to my car after school. of course i picked the best day to wear my glasses, so they got rained on too. other than the rain, i had a good day. i made a 98 on my anatomy test, but it only brought my grade up 2 points so i had a 79 for the nine weeks. :( that class is hard unless you devote 2+ hours to studying for tests. for me atleast, but i'm not all too smart. the tots were good for once at lunch. i almost pulled a napoleon dynamite. tomorrow i must take the old lunch that has been in my locker since the second day of school out and dispose of it. i've stalled on throwing it away because it has a pb&j in it which is probably severly molded, and i don't want to touch the bag. it's starting to smell though, and i overheard some other people talking about the smell. so i guess i'll just have to tough it up and throw it away. anyway, cole left flowers and 2 packs sour straws on my car for me! both very good surprises.

i don't know if anyone watched the season finale of flavor of love, but i did and i am so disappointed! i can't believe delicious won. she makes me want to vomit. i was really pulling for new york. i bet she is going to pull something crazy at the reunion.

all you need to know.

2006-10-14T13:05:08Z

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

sea_of_love @ 2006-10-08T23:16:00

2006-10-09T04:17:02Z

the Idiot Savant

(42% dark, 50% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

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sea_of_love @ 2006-10-08T00:38:00

2006-10-08T05:46:22Z

Why do you come here
when you know it makes things hard for me
when you know,
oh why do you come?

Why do you telephone?
and why send me silly notes?

You had to sneak into my room just to read my diary
it was just to see all the things you knew i'd written about you
oh so many illustrations
oh, but i'm so very sickened
I am so sickened now

sea_of_love @ 2006-09-21T21:33:00

2006-09-22T03:10:00Z

i had a horrible day at school because my algebra 2 teacher was a jerk to me. cole gave me some 3 ft long sunflowers and made it better though! i just spent about an hour cleaning my room. sometimes i forget how messy it actually is until i finally clean it. it was a pig stye, but now it's spic n' span and i love it. when my space is neat and clean i feel so content, even though i'm a pretty messy person.

i had to bake a cake tonight because we're making cell cakes in anatomy. i was the only girl in my group, so they made me bake the cake. i tried really hard to bake a good cake. i followed all the ingredients, pre heated the oven right, and did everything i figured one is supposed to do when baking a cake. the cake mixer beater things are pieces of shit at my house. they wouldn't stay in the mixer and i splattered cake mix everywhere. my mom says she's really worried about my cooking abilities. she says i don't have a domestic bone in my body. she's definitely right. no one's ever going to want to marry me. anyway, i hope my cake is good because i tried hard.

so here's the deal, i have this bunny that is not supposed to be at my house in the first place. jonathan and i bought the bunny, Bruno, during the summer. He was to stay at Jonathan's, but jonathan's house had to get de-humidified or some shit and the bunny had to stay with me for a few days. A few days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months. Whenever i asked jonathan about maybe taking to bunny back to his house where it belonged, he would just say something to the effect of "you are so mean, i can't believe you don't love the bunny." so i just gave up, besides my mom grew pretty fond of the bunny and didn't mind it staying here. but now, 3 cats, 2 dogs, 2 birds, plus a bunny has gotten to be too much. since jonathan and i broke up, i confronted him one last time about the bunny. he said he'd ask his parents about bruno staying at his house, but has not corresponded any further. therefore, i infer that he does not want the bunny. as much as i love bruno, i think that he needs a new home. he's so sweet and easy to take care of. everyone loves him. take a look!

what a lovely profile

most bunnies don't sit like that, but he's unique. and he'd love to live with you!

sea_of_love @ 2006-09-11T19:14:00

2006-09-12T00:15:23Z

If I were a tower of strength, I'd walk away
I'd look in your eyes and here's what I'd say
I don't want you, I don't need you, I don't love you any more
And I'd walk out the door
You'd be down on your knees
You'd be calling to me
But a tower of strength is a-something
I'll never be

If I were a tower of strength, I'd watch you cry
I'd laugh at your tears and tell you goodbye
I don't want you, I don't need you, I don't love you any more
And I'd walk out the door
You'd be down on your knees
You'd be calling to me
But a tower of strength is a-something
I'll never be

sea_of_love @ 2006-08-15T22:42:00

2006-08-16T03:43:02Z

i know i post about my cats a lot, but just look at the way my Burls sits.

kate moss

2006-08-07T01:59:39Z

sea_of_love @ 2006-07-19T13:36:00

2006-07-19T18:36:29Z

I love my cats.

sea_of_love @ 2006-07-12T17:15:00

2006-07-12T22:16:50Z

jonathan and i just bought a bunny. we named him bruno and he's so cute. he's a special breed that has floppy ears for all of his life. pictures of this adorable thing later.

edit:

love&nurture

i wonder who took that picture.

so hairy.

cotton tail

sea_of_love @ 2006-04-28T06:43:00

2006-04-28T11:45:21Z

can i please move in with someone whose hot water never goes cold even when other people in the household take hot showers around the same time? i swear i'll go insane if i take another freezing shower in the morning. the cold water makes me cry.

I have lived through 105 things

2006-04-07T03:22:59Z

Mark the ones you've done with numbers

[1] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.
[] I have read a lot of books.
[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[2] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[] I have been to Canada.

[] I have been to Europe.
[3] I have watched cartoons for hours
[4] I have tripped UP the stairs.
[5] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[6] I have been snowboarding/skiing.

[7] I have played ping pong.
[8] I swam in the ocean.
[] I have been on a whale watch.
[9] I have seen fireworks.
[10] I have seen a shooting star.

[] I have seen a meteor shower.
[] I have almost drowned.
[11] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[12] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[] I have had stitches.

[13] I have been on the honor roll.
[] I have had frostbite.
[14] have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
[] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects.
[] I currently have a job.

[15] I have been ice skating.
[16] I have been rollerblading.
[17] I have fallen flat on my face.
[18] I have tripped over my own two feet.
[] I have been in a fist fight.

[19] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[20] I have watched the power rangers.
[] I do attend Church regularly.
[21] I have played truth or dare.
[22] I have already had my 16th birthday.

[] I have already had my 17th birthday.
[] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[23] I've called someone stupid and meant it.
[24] I've been in a verbal argument.
[25] I've cried in school.

[26] I've played basketball on a team.
[] I've played baseball on a team.
[] I've played football on a team.
[] I've played soccer on a team.
[27] I've done cheerleading on a team.

[] I've played softball on a team.
[] I've played volleyball on a team.
[28] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been on a track team.
[29] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.

[] I've bungee jumped.
[30] I've climbed a rock wall.
[31] I've lost more than $20.
[32] I've called myself an idiot.
[33] I've called someone else an idiot.

[] I've owned a spice girls cd.
[34] I've owned a Britney spears cd
[35] I've owned an NSYNC cd.
[36] I've owned a Backstreet Boys cd.

[37] I've cried myself to sleep.
[38] I've had (or have) pets.
[39] I've mooned someone.
[40] I've sworn at someone in authority.

[41] I've been in the newspaper.
[42] I've been on TV.
[] I've been to Hawaii.
[43] I've eaten sushi.
[44] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.

[] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[] I've watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[45] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[46] I've watched "Newly weds" Nick & Jessica.
[47] I've watched Looney tunes

[] I've been stuffed into a locker.
[48] I've been called a geek.
[49] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[50] I've hardly studied and aced a test.

[51] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hrs.
[52] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[53] I've written poetry
[] I've been arrested

[54] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[55] tickled someone else until they cried.
[56] I've had/have siblings.
[57] I've been to a rock concert.

[58] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[59] I've been in a play.
[60] I've been picked last in gym class.
[] I've been picked first in gym class.
[61] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.

[62] I've cried in front of my friends
[] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[] I've played Halo 2.
[63] I've freaked out over a sports game

[] I've been to Alaska
[] I've been to China.
[] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.

[64] I've had a fight with someone on AIM/MSN/etc.
[65]I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[66] I've had serious conversations on any IM.
[67] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[68] I've been forgiven
[69] Ive screamed at a scary movie
[70] I've cried at a chick flick.
[71] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[72] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[] I've been to a rap concert.
[73] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[74] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[75] I've driven on the highway
[76] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day

[77] I've been in a car accident
[78] I've been homesick.
[79] I've thrown up
[80] I've puked all over someone.
[81] I've been horseback riding.

[82] I've spoken my mind in public.
[83] I've proved someone wrong
[84] I've been proved wrong by someone

[] I've broken a leg.
[] I've broken an arm.
[85] I've fallen off a swing.
[86] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight.
[87] I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.

[88] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
[89] I've lost my backpack.
[] I've come close to dying.
[90] I've seen someone die
[91] I've known someone who has died.
[92] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.

[93] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[94] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[95] I've realized how good my life is.
[96] I've counted my blessings.

[97] I've made fun of a classmate.
[98] I've slapped someone in the face.
[99] I've been skateboarding.
[100] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[101] I've lied to someone to their face.
[102] i've told a little white lie.

[103] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[] I've fainted
[] I've had an argument with someone about whether or not cheerleading is a sport
[104] I've pushed someone into a pool
[105] I've been pushed into a pool

Now count how many things you checked and repost this, subject being, "I have lived through (number) things"

sea_of_love @ 2006-01-24T20:20:00

2006-01-25T02:20:46Z

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Elizabeth Creedon Morton
Birthday:	9/7/89
Birthplace:	Birmingham,AL
Current Location:	birmingham
Eye Color:	bluish greenish
Hair Color:	blonde/brown
Height:	5'3 and a half
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	irish/scottish/english
The Shoes You Wore Today:	black flats
Your Weakness:	semi-sweet chocolate chips/back ticklies/anything cute
Your Fears:	someone grabbing my ankles when i run upstairs/my closet door left open/not getting married and having kids
Your Perfect Pizza:	just some pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	i don't have any goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	ha
Thoughts First Waking Up:	i'm still sleepy
Your Best Physical Feature:	hands
Your Bedtime:	sometime between 11 and 12
Your Most Missed Memory:	childhood.
Pepsi or Coke:	coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Mickey Dee's
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	coffee
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	yes
Do you Sing:	yes
Do you Shower Daily:	yes
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	yes
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	no
Do you get Motion Sickness:	sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yes
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	yes
How do you want to Die:	in bed.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	soccer mom
What country would you most like to Visit:	Spain
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	green
Favourite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long Hair:	short
Height:	atleast 6 feet
Weight:	i don't care
Best Clothing Style:	just regular ole boy.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	1
Number of CDs I own:	a lot
Number of Piercings:	just my ears
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

sea_of_love @ 2006-01-20T15:11:00

2006-01-20T21:16:32Z

My mom let me stay home from school today and that was nice. I ordered the most beautiful 1950s teal tulle dress for prom. The only problem is that the waist measures 23 inches so I'll definitely have to drop 5 or so pounds. I should do that anyway.

I need to quit feeding Burly so much fancy feast; he is getting huge!

Abbey Moon- I believe that head band belongs to you.

HEY DO THIS
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Place of residence:
4. What makes you happy:
5. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
6. Do you read my LJ:
7. If you do, what is particularly good/bad about it:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favourite place to be:
11. Favourite lyric(s):
12. Best time of the year:
13. Best album of 2005:
14. Where would you take me/where would you like me to take you on a date:

RECOMMEND

1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band, a song and an album:

PLUS

1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your LJ so I can tell you what I think of you

sea_of_love @ 2006-01-05T23:10:00

2006-01-06T05:10:46Z

1. comment with your name and i will write something about you
2. i will then tell what song/movie/band reminds me of you
3. i will try to name a single word that best describes you
4. ill tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you
5. i will tell you what animal you remind me of
6. ill then tell you something that I've always wondered about you
7. ill write something you've taught me

I know I've done this before, but I'm doing it again.

I have seen way too much.

2005-11-08T22:57:40Z

Earlier in Books A Million, I looked over and saw an old man masterbating. He was only about 4 feet away from me. Why would someone masterbate to the fiction aisle? People never cease to shock me. I felt like I should have been in Gummo or something.

small talk

2005-08-23T23:31:31Z

The man at backyard burger has 2 inch long fingernails. It's the most disgusting thing i've seen in a really long time and i just can't get the image of those nails off my mind.

I am so dumb, I swear. I think i need to make a trip to the sylvan learning center. Maybe if i'm good they'll put me in one of their sweet commercials.

I got a new cat. Not exactly new, but since my mom got married to paul we get to have his animals. (as well as dvd collection but that's a different story). Anyway, the cat's name is Tiger, but i like to call him tigris. I would call him something completely different, but he's 14 years old so i don't want to completely change the name that he's been called for 14 whole years. He's such a bonafide tom cat that he even has a chunk missing from his ear. He doesn't compare to Burly though.

I absolutely hate it when people sing along to songs. I know i do it, whatever. There are some people whose voices i like to hear, and they are exceptions. Most people though, just need to shut the fuck up and quit ruining the song.

sea_of_love @ 2005-07-23T23:43:00

2005-07-24T04:46:50Z

I'm going to the beach tomorrow for about 4 days with Jonathan. My phone is completely broken because i kicked it off a balcony on accident.

"Please don't swim out to the sandbar where the sharks are. I don't want to have to call you Knubby." -my mom

I screened my comments so only i can see them. so tell me anything.

sea_of_love @ 2005-06-09T00:54:00

2005-06-09T05:55:00Z

1. comment with your name and i will write something about you
2. i will then tell what song/movie reminds me of you
3. i will try to name a single word that best describes you
4. ill tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you
5. i will tell you what animal you remind me of
6. ill then tell you something that I've always wondered about you
7. ill write something you've taught me

nan anananana

2005-05-24T16:36:45Z

today i woke up to jonathan and tripp yelling ~~"where's shittypants, where's shittypants?!"~~ SHITTYBUNS over my bed.